Today I received a really interesting call. Today there was around 10 minutes of waiting so I muted my Mic and started to listen to some music, on my favorite part of the song, the call enters. A is for Allen ( my name) and DC is the dumb customer (dumb doesnt honor his name enough)
A: Thank you for calling Amazing multimedia player company tech support, my name is Allen, how may I help you
DC: Hey there, I think I broke the DVD player I bought yesterday
DC: yes, broke it. See, I was not paying attention and I thought the HDMI port was the USB port, so I spend 5 minutes trying to force the USB into the console, until I realized that I broke, bent and moved the port from its position, now is inside the machine, and also, this thing doesnt turn on anymore. I took it to 3 shops and no one wants to fix this
A: Oh (no wonder why, you literally destroyed the HDMi and probably a lot more things), the damaged caused is not covered by the manufacturer warranty, Mr DC
DC: totally aware of it, so, how much is the repair?
A: well, around 200$ considerig that it’s one of the latest models
DC: Wait, I paid 300$ for this brand new, and now the repair costs that?!?!
A: well I dont set these prices my friend, it is non negotiable and this seems to be your best chance considering that YOU DESTROYED THE HDMI PORT BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND FORCING A USB FLASH MEMORY ON THE WRONG PORT AND SOMEHOW YOU MANAGED TO DESTROY THE INNER CIRCUITRY SO YOUR DEVICE DOESNT EVEN TURN ON, and voided the warranty 3 times
DC: you know what? I will fix this myself
=ends phone call
8 hours have passed and I am still wondering HOW STRONG AND DUMB YOU NEED TO BE TO ACTUALLY DESTROY AN USB PORT AND THE INSIDES OF A DVD PLAYER (which also uses USB) WITH ONLY AN USB FLASH DRIVE