2 most creative insults I’ve received were both today.


I work with truck drivers on a daily basis and they’re obviously known for their attitudes. After 5 years I received my 1st and 2nd most interesting insults in the same day.

Conversation # 1
Me: “I understand you’re upset and I’m working on getting you a solution to your issue.”

Trucker : “You are absolutely *not* an interesting person!”

Conversation # 2
Me: *answers phone* “This is Brendan how can I help you?”

Trucker: “That Brendan person I talked to earlier acted like a man and I know he isn’t.”

Me: “Sir, this is Brendan. I spoke with you just a moment ago and I assure you I am a man.”

Trucker: “Well fuck you.”


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