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Out drinking with a buddy I ask him where’s your girlfriend? “She’s working for an answering service I’ll go get her at midnight” he also tells me the local blood bank is one of the clients. I later step away and go next door to a payphone and call the blood bank. “Can I donate sperm?” What? No, this is for donating blood. “What if I donate blood first?” After he picks her up, she talks the rest of the night about the craziest call she’s ever received!
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