Wishing I had a bullsheet button

For context I work in the credit repair industry.

This caller from about a week ago, oh my lord. He tells me he’s been in prison for 30 years, so anything on his credit is fraud. Then half way through the call he tells me his grandmother was some hotshot lawyer in Cali and she practically made the law there. She was a mafia lawyer and got him his first job with the Fertelli’s (think The Goonies) he’s also a drummer and Jim Morrison was his close family friend and they all called him Uncle Jim and he got signed to a record lable in 86 for a drum solo album. I got the sale, but holy shit. I needed boots to wade through all that BS.