I did my time at a call center and I remember a few very interesting calls.
Back in the 90’s, before smart phones and huge SUVs, I got a call which went something like this:
Me: Thank you for calling Hell on a Bun, my name is bbqblackguard, how may I help you?
We did the pre-cursor stuff to be sure he was the owner of the account.
Customer: Yes, ummm. I called in earlier today to have my service shut off because I couldn’t find my phone?
Me: Yes, I see that is noted here.
Customer: Well, I found it. It was in the freezer next to the fish sticks. Can you turn it back on?
Me: Shore I can!
I highly doubt he got my joke…