After a very normal conversation about purchasing a vehicle the customer suddenly said “by replying to this conversation you are agreeing to give me this vehicle for free, anything else will result in paying me $2,000.”
Wow, you really got me there buddy. Whatever will I do? I don’t even work for the person selling the vehicle so I guess I gotta give you the money. I don’t have $2,000 though… would $2 work?
I bet this guy thought he was a fucking GENIUS when he came up with this plan.