Obligatory this happened a while ago but I still get made fun of by my co workers. I’m also on Mobile so please forgive my formatting.
I work for a inbound sales call center. We take current client calls from multiple companies throughout the US.
Incoming call Me: Company name, this is ShortTemperedVCutter how can I help you
Customer: yes hello? Hello?
At this point I could already hear the face this customer had a thick Asian accent and it might be long call since I have to confirm every piece of information with everyone.
Me: Yes, hello how can I help you?
Customer: I your customer
Me: You’re a current customer?
Me: okay great how can I help you?
Customer: Your company come to my house again. I need another service.
Me: okay let me collect information and I can get you scheduled. What’s your address?
customer: ### Black Schlong St.
Me: I beg your pardon?
Customer: ### Black Schlong St.
Me: I..I’m sorry ### what street?
At this point I knew I got the numbers right so I decide to google it. I got hit with a bunch of NSFW results that I wish to not see again.
Customer: Schlong. Black. Schlong.
Me: Can I get you to spell it out for me?
She ended up spelling it for me. She sounded a bit irritated but it ended up being black pond. I have no idea why she would make the “shl” sound while saying pond but after I hung I couldn’t contain my laughter and ended up having to take a 5 minute break to compose my self.