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I might die in Peru.

Backstory I am a general accounts specialist who basically does everything with our bank that isn’t trust or IRA’s. All my coworkers tell me that the bank purposefully sends me all the super weird customers. This is one of many weird calls I have gotten. Enjoy this wonderful trip.

Me: Alright ma’ma how can I help you today?

Lady: I need to change my beneficiary on all my accounts.

Me: Alright ma’ma I can do that for you, how are you doing today?

Lady: Just fine I am just getting a will and beneficiaries all changed because I am traveling to Peru.

Me: Ah, do you have big plans in Peru?

Lady: Are you kidding?!?!?!? I DON’T I MIGHT DIE IN PERU!!!!!!

Me: Kind of looks at co-worker’s Ma’am you won’t die in Peru it will be fun I bet y-

Lady: NO I MIGHT DIE THERE YOUNG MAN, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PAIN I GO THOUGH! I FEEL AS IF I WILL BE POISONED BY A ANIMAL!

Me: Ma’am?

Lady: Yes?

Me: I got all your information done.

Lady: Oh thank you my child, have a blessed day.

Me: Thank you for calling bank and have a nice trip to Peru!

Lady: It’s been a nice life thank you sir.

Customer disconnect

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