Me: simple greeting scrip Asshole: garbled nonsense of which I’m pretty sure one word is trash Me: “I’m sorry?” Asshole: slows down and over enunciates. Like a tool “I said I don’t talk to trash. You sound like garbage. Transfer me” Me: “okay??” Asshole: “transfer me hurry up” Me: “I am transferring you sir, if you could stop talking so I can type this in please” purposefully transfers him to the wrong place and hangs up
Idk, I’m pretty sure I hadn’t even slipped into my southern accent since I’d been doing so cal calls all day? What’re gonna do? 🤷♀️ assholes will be assholes.
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