Me: hello, you’re through to ———— what seems to be your issue?
Caller: first of all, I’m not giving you any of my details because I know you and the government are watching me
Me: okay, you can stay anonymous if you prefer….so what foods did you purchase?
Caller: Orange Juice
Me: and what shop did you buy it from?
Caller: I’m not giving that to you, you don’t need it
Me: well if you want this reported I will need that information or this call will go nowhere.
Caller: fine. It’s ‘local supermarket chain’
Me: and what’s wrong with the orange jui….
Caller: I AM A VEGAN AND I THIS NEEDS TO BE LOOKED INTO
Me: okay, and what is the issue with the juice your purchase specifically?
Caller: It’s made with unspecified animal parts. As a vegan I am disgusted by this.
Me: okay I’ll put that in the notes and make the relevant standards team know about your complaint
Caller: oh and there’s ABORTED FOETUS in the organs juice also, I WILL NOT BE PART OF THIS CANNIBALLISTIC GOVERNMENT ITS DISGUSTING! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS
Me: how did you find out that the orange juice supposedly had Foetus in it?
Caller: I saw this information on the internet, on a forum I use. It needs to be stopped
Me: okay, I’ll refer this over. It’s no commitment to contact so you’ll only hear back if we need more information from you. Goodbye