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A little too intimate.

This is a short one, but Facebook memories reminded me of the most awkward line I’ve ever had from a customer:

Me: “Do you mind holding while I look into that for you?”

Me: “No, I don’t mind if you hold me.”

Thank Jebus I could actually put them on hold because I lost my shit with laughter

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My service was down, am I going to get paid for it?

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