Now that I reflected upon all the calls I’ve gotten, I remember one that will always be my favorite.
Call comes in, it’s the very first call I get, since my shift was 8-5 and so I answered.
Hoodmouse: Thank you for calling Anytime Financial, I’m hoodmouse. Intro reel and QA. How can I help?
Customer: Hi hoodmouse, it’s almost the 4th of July (it was closer to labor day lol) and I wanna make a payment arrangement.
HM: Yes of course, (doubts if she’s sober lololol & verifies her info) now when will you make it?
C: Next week Tuesday. Also, you’re a moose. A funny moose.
C: Yes and that will be it, also, Merry Christmas, and hope you have a great new year.
Apparently she calls every other week. A girl in my row said she got called a rat and that something bad would happen, another got that she was a roach.
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