Me: Hello! My name is misterfrogjuegesyou. Thank you for calling popular cell phone company support! How can I help you today?
Underwear Guy (UG): So I just got the new popular phone, and I want to know if this is a known issue or not.
Me: I’d be happy to help! Let me know know what’s going on and we’ll get to the bottom of it together.
UG: So I carry my phone in my pants pocket, and I’ve noticed that I’ve started getting holes in my underwear right where my phone sits. My pants are fine, it’s just my underwear.
Me: pause Um… No, sir, I haven’t heard about that before! The new version of popular phone has a camera that sticks out a little bit, maybe that’s causing the fabric to rub together when you walk. Maybe try caring the phone the other way so the screen is closer to your body?
UG: No, no, that’s not it. The hole is just in my briefs, not my pants. And I left a pair of them laying out overnight with the phone on them, and THERE WAS A HOLE right where the camera was! I’m worried about what this is doing to my ear when I talk on it!!
Me: Well sir, this problem is completely new to me, but when you talk, the camera is facing away from your ear, so it’s probably ok.
UG: Ah, yeah, that’s a good point. I’m going to run some more experiments with my underpants to see if I can duplicate it.
Me: That’s a great idea! I’ve never heard of this problem so if you figure anything out, that’s going to be a huge help. Let me give you your case number so that you can keep us updated on your findings.
UG: Oh I will. Thanks for not thinking I’m crazy!
Me: hangs up and starts laughing with Co workers about crazy underwear guy
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