Siblings love

I used to work taking inbound calls for a bank:

Me: Yours truly

C: Caller

Me: Thank you for calling *Bank’s name* this is LadyNoir93. May I have your first and last name please?

C: Hi, I’m Caller. I’m calling because we just moved and I want to update our address.

*I took her info and pulled up the account. I realized she was not the account holder, it was a man with the same last name”.

Me: Excuse me Mrs Caller, in order to work in an account I need to have the account holder in the line. By any chance is he there with you?

C: Not Mrs, Miss. I’m not married. And yeah he is here, but he cannot talk to you right now. He is my brother, why can’t I update the address?

Me: I apologize Miss Caller, for security reason we cannot work in the account unless we have the account holder on the line. If he is not there with you, you can always call us back later and…

C: He is here with me, but he cannot talk to you because I’m masturbating him right now. Why can’t I do it?

Me *With a fake calm voice*: I’m sorry Miss Caller, for the inconvenience. You can give us a call later with the account holder on the line. And we’ll be happy to assist you. Have a nice day.

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