I’m me, he can be F for fuckwit.
Me: Opening spiel.. F: YEAH SO I HAVE TO DO THIS FORM FOR YOU PEOPLE (god i hate that term) HOW DO I DO IT WHY I HAVE TO DO IT
Me: I can certainly look into it for you.
I went through the verification stuff. I then explained why he had to complete the form and how to do it really easily. Like it would take literally five minutes to do online. Like a blind muppet with the jitters could do it.
F: SO WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON’T DO IT?!
Me: Well, you can incur a penalty on your account of blah blah amount, further collection action can be taken as well.
F: WELL NO I’M NOT DOING IT ITS TOO MUCH HASSLE YOU DO IT.
Me: I’m sorry F but I can’t do it for you, it is up to you to complete this form on time. I will help as much as I…
F: NO I WASH MY HANDS OF IT IT IS YOUR PROBLEM NOW OK
Me (oh hell no): F, as I explained, I cannot do this for you. It is your obligation under blah blah law to complete this form on time etc etc etc.
F: NO I’M NOT DOING IT WOMAN IT’S YOUR PROBLEM NOW GOODBYE
well enjoy your fine asshole. No skin off my nose