Give me a person! PERSON! HUMAN PERSON! The caller shrieks at me, the human person who answered.
“I am a-“
“GIVE ME A PERSON”
“Sir, I would be happy to-“
“PERSON”
“I am-“
“PERSON! HUMAN PERSON!”
“This is Linsday Lohan-“
“PERSON!”
“Sir, this is Lindsay-“
“PERSON! A HUUUMAN BEING! Oh fuck this. You can’t get help for shit with this fucking company.”
Click.
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