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give me a person

Give me a person! PERSON! HUMAN PERSON! The caller shrieks at me, the human person who answered.

“I am a-“

“GIVE ME A PERSON”

“Sir, I would be happy to-“

“PERSON”

“I am-“

“PERSON! HUMAN PERSON!”

“This is Linsday Lohan-“

“PERSON!”

“Sir, this is Lindsay-“

“PERSON! A HUUUMAN BEING! Oh fuck this. You can’t get help for shit with this fucking company.”

Click.

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