“Thank you for calling customer service. The time is 9:00 AM. Our call center is open from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM. All operators are busy. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. Your estimated wait time is…eight hours, one minute…at which time, our call center will be closed. Please call back tomorrow between 9:00 AM and 5:00 PM. Goodbye.”
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