Took my last call just now at my current job as I am leaving for California next week.
2 minutes before I can clock out
Me: Standard opening
Lady: I WANT A MANAGER NOW YOUNG MAN!!!!!
Me: Most definitely, can I get your address and the reason so I can inform him what is happening?
Lady: NO!, YOU GET HIS ASS ON THE PHONE NOW OR YOUR ASS IS MINE.
Me: Please hold
places lady on hold
Takes off headset
I go take a piss
Come back and its time to leave