I had called this guy to set up an inspection.
Me: “Would you like to write your adjuster’s info down?”
Him: “Well, this is embarrassing. I’m. I’m on the toilet. Do you want to call me back in like 5-10 minutes or wait until I’m done?”
Me: ….wut. contemplating hanging up.
Him: “Hang on, I’m good. I got a crayon.”