I work for a company that has it’s number printed on every single product we make and it’s toll free. School is out for winter break and most children have access to a phone.
Time for the prank calls.
Over the last few weeks, I have been asked if there was almonds in an almond based product. I was asked if drinking 4 gallons of soda could give you explosive diarrhea. Last night I was asked if we carry 10 pound bags of cocaine (this isn’t the 80’s, nobody has that much come lying around).
My favorite so far was the one right before the coke-head.
Me: Thank you for calling [work] product team. My name is Nilmandir, how can I help?
Unoriginal Child: (in a low voice) Is your refrigerator running?
Me: (trying not to laugh) Yes it is. Is your phone number 334-34 …
The caller disconnected. I had a long laugh after kind of shitty day.