(Apology to animal lovers in FL, but the hotel I take reservations for does not allow animals.)
“You don’t allow animals! It says you do right on your website!” Read caller our no-pet policy. She slams the phone in my ear.
Third-party booking site calls to ask about our pet policy. “We don’t allow animals.” “But the governor says you have to!” “Sir, the governor suggested hotels relax their rules, but cannot force us to allow animals.” Slams the phone in my ear.