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This is ImInOverMyHead95 with TheBank’s fraud department, who am I speaking with?
*Jane Doe.*
Okay, can you please verify the last four digits of your social security number? Thanks. And what would be the best phone number to send a passcode to? Oh I’m sorry that number doesn’t meet the security criteria for the passcode. Do you have access to any other number?
*No I don’t.*
In that case you’ll have to go to the branch with photo ID.
*I’m leaving an excursion, I’m in Mexico. How the fuck am I supposed to go to a branch?*
In that case you can call us back from an international number.
*No! Just add my new cell phone number!*
I’m sorry I can’t do that without verifying you first. If you can’t receive a passcode you’ll have to call us back from an international number and we’ll be able to verify you a different way.
*How am I supposed to do that? I’m in fucking Mexico!*
Again, just call us back from an international number.
*I’m leaving a fucking excursion! Do you even know what an excursion is? I’m on a fucking bus a fucking hour away from the fucking hotel? How the fuck am I supposed to fucking find a fucking phone? The fuck are you looking at bitch?*
“Well when you get back to the hotel…”
*No not when I get back to the fucking hotel! Just add my new fucking number to my fucking account so you can reopen my fucking card!*
Unfortunately without verifying your identity…
*Just add the fucking number because I’m in fucking Mexico! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number! Just add the fucking number!*
Again, ma’am I can’t do that. Just find a landline phone and call us from an international number and we’ll be able to…
*How am I supposed to find an international number? I’m in fucking Mexico!*
Again, you would need to use a landline…
*Suck my dick faggot!* ,,click’’
~~I didn’t know you had one.~~
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