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Me: Hi this is (First Name) with Emergency Road Service are you in a safe location?
Caller: I’m not sure.
Me: where are you?
Caller: I’m in a ditch.
Me: oh dear, are you at the top of the ditch or the bottom of the ditch?
Caller: top.
Me: oh, that is for sure concerning!
Caller: I’m sure you’ve got folks ahead of me with accident and old people. *sound is meowing*
Me: Where is this ditch located? Do you have an address or cross streets?
Him: (lol not posting that)
Me: do you have a cat in the car?
Him: yeah he’s locked in the car with my keys
Please open with pets
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