May I please speak with **** You?


So I currently have the misfortune of working in an outbound sales call center that uses autodialers. Since the lead info only comes up a second after the call goes through I’m basically on autopilot. So the other someone picked up and greeted them with “Hello, this Mailliw calling from _____, may I please speak with Fuck You” then I immediately disconnected when I realized what I said. Yes, there was a sales lead in the system under the name “Fuck You”. Then I messaged my sup with the lead number. Not a funny joke. I hate auto dialers (along with literally every human being who’s been on either side of them).


What do you think?

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