Me : We are unable to cover the claim for the death of your dog.
Me : There are discrepancies with the breeder certificate.
Caller: What ‘discrepancies’?
Me: The certificate states the dog and breeder are both registered with the kennel club. We have checked and they aren’t.
Me: There is no such thing a ‘Labradour’.
Yes, if you are going to fake documents please spell check. But I still giggle at the thought of a strain of Labrador that had permanently grumpy demeanour.
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