Me: Good morning you’re through to **** my na……..
Him: MA DELIVERAH IS NOT ERE!!!
Me: Okay is it okay to record the…
Him: MA DELIVERAH IS NOT ERE!!!
Me: Is it okay to record the call for training? *Gives up*
Him: HE’S ALWAYS HERE BY NOW
Me: Right, it is only 8:00….”
Wife in the background sounding like a goat: AVE GOT AN APPOINTMENT
Him: HE’S ALWAYS HERE BETWEEN 7:50 AND 8:00:
Goat: I’VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT
Me: Look can you please speak separately I can’t understand you when you’re both shouting.
*They’re Scottish and I’m English so I’m having a hard enough job as it is*
Goat: TELL THEM I’VE GOT AN APPOIINTMEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-EEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEENT!”
Him: He’s usually here between 7:50 and 8:00
Me: That’s quite a specific delivery time, you should have enquired about the time before you made the order if you need it before a specific time.
*Looks at the time; It’s 07:59*
Goat still: AVE GOT AN APPOOOOOOOOOOOOINTMENT
Him: WE NEED IT NOW NOW NOW……..Oh wait….Okay the driver’s here…..Bye!”
This is the sort of sh1t I have to put up with on a daily basis from self entitled old people who think the world revolves around them.
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