A guy called in saying that his On Demand wasn’t working. When I asked which On Demand channel he was on, he didn’t hesitate to tell me Adult On Demand.
This was about 10 years ago and I’m not sure if people still pay for porn via their cable or not, since I haven’t worked there in about 5 years.
Anyway, I figured this guy wanted to beat off so I reboot the box to fix it. As it’s rebooting, he tells me that he’s “treating” his “woman tonight” because it’s their anniversary.
I said, “Oh, well that’s nice” while hoping the box reboots quick so I don’t have to make anymore awkward small talk.
He goes “Yeah, I treat her good you know. We ain’t sure which title we gonna watch though.”
There was an awkward silence and then he goes, “What kind of movies do you like to watch?”
I said something along the lines of comedies or indie films, and he started laughing. He was like “I get it. You can’t talk about this stuff when they’re recording you. It’s ok. We all freaky, right?”
The box rebooted and he was able to order his movie. He didn’t tell me which title, but I heard his woman in the background say “Thank you, ma’am.”
Very awkward, albeit polite conversation.
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