Security questions part two

As you know I work for the bank that gives a little too much creative freedom to our customers. These are part two of the best security questions.

Q: Land of Lincoln? A: Illinois sucks.

Q: How many toes do I have? A: Six

Q: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? A: An African or a European swallow?

Q: Apple? A: Cobbler. (Movie quote if you can get this one right)

Q: Security question? A: I don’t need one.

Q: Nickname for dad? A: Asshole

Q: Where did I get married? A: I got to be honest with you… I had 4 wife’s.

Q: Who is God in the flesh? A: Alex Jones

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