I work at a call center at an advocacy group that helps people get social security disability benefits. I obviously talk to crazy people daily.
This client has some mental disabilities and flies off the handle about 6 times everytime I speak with her. She has been denied for benefits several times and was very upset that she hadn’t been approved yet. This was the conversation we had today.
Client: “What do I need to get disability, huh??? Do I need to spread peanut butter on the walls that I got from my butt?!??”
Client: “WELL??? DO I???”
Me: “…no ma’am, that won’t be necessary.”
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