“Good afternoon *company name* *My name* speaking, how can I help?”
“MY FISH AND CHIPS ARE TOO SMALL!!”
“Right, can I take a look at your order, what’s your details………………Right it says here you ordered a Fish and Chips Mini Meal”
“Yes that’s right!!”
“Well it’s a mini meal, it’s supposed to be small.”
“HOW DARE YOU MAKE SOMETHING THAT SMALL!!!!”
“It’s for people with extremely small Appetites who can’t manage more than a few forkfulls of food”
“THERE’S NO ONE LIKE THAT YOU JUST WANNA MAKE MONEY!!”
“Well, no, it’s considerably cheaper than the normal sized meal.”
“WELL THAT’S DISGUSTING I’M REPORTING YOU TO THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER!!!!!!!”
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