I realize this isn’t a funny story but ive worked for the major emergency roadside service company. I took calls for people who broke down and took all information. I have lost so much faith in humanity. People wanted the most exasperating things to be fixed or covered or just plain lied every day. I couldn’t do it anymore and I am rooting for all you good people doing this work. I cannot believe that humans can a) be so unbelievably stupid or b) treat people the way they do. I always reminded them that I was an actual person. I quit today and thank god I won’t have to listen to or kiss these entitled jerks butt for another call. Thanks for the community. U guys are strong to do this work!