So this was two years ago, but still makes me chuckle. At work we had a client we would always do work for, so you know, he got very comfortable with us. So comfortable that he sang dirty versions of Christmas carols to me one year. Mind you, this guy would constantly flirt with me and ask the other people at the call center if they thought I was hot, pretty, single, etc. With that background he starts to sing his version of the 12 days of Christmas to me…. “On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, incurable hepatitis C” I don’t remember the specifics of another song, but it just had a ton of STD’s as lyrics. I had to try very hard not to laugh because you know, professionalism and shit.
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