I posted this on r/talesfromtechsupport but it fits here too.
This story happened when I was still frontline support and not in the mentor position that I am in now; so roughly last year. It is currently a very slow Sunday night and I just thought of this story. Essentially, this woman’s (W) Wi-Fi Wi-Five had cut out and she lost connection. Here’s how the call went from what I can remember.
Me: Thank you for calling ISP, this is–
W: I have no Wi-Five!!
Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I need to authentica–
W: (Cuts me off) I am W, my date of birth is xx-xx-xxxx and I am at address.
Me: Perfect, so you don’t have any Wi-Fi. Let’s see what we–
W: It’s Wi-Five.
Now, I’ve never heard Wi-Fi referred to as Wi-Five, so I was a little confused but did not want to argue so, I began calling it as she wanted. My other coworkers began laughing.
Me: Okay, so your Wi-Five isn’t working. Did you do anything different than you normally do when trying to connect?
W: What does connect mean?
Me: internally Here we go.
Me: Did you do anything different than usual when you used the Wi-Five just now?
W: No, I usually just go on my tablet and it’s there but it’s gone and I can’t get on Facebook or my games.
Me: Okay, are you able to go into the settings of the tablet?
W: Where’s that?
Me: It should look like some gears on your screen.
W: But my screen’s black.
Me: Wait, what?
W: Yeah, it’s black.
Me: minor facedesk Can you please turn it on?
W: Do I just press the button on the top?
Me: Yes.
W: it’s not working.
Me: medium facedesk Is it charged?
W: Oh, right. This tablet needs to be charged in order for it to work. Silly me!
Me: colossal facedesk Ah, so it must be dead?
W: Let me charge it.
Me: Take your time.
W: My Wi-Five works now! Thank you.
Me: Great! Can I assist you with something else?
W: No thank you. click
It made me question how long she sat there with a tablet that had its battery drained expecting it to come back on…
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