“Just Get me to your Survey”

“Hi thanks for calling, how can I help?”

Jerk: “GET ME TO YOUR SURVEY”

“sir, is there something I can help with?”

Jerk: “you can help me by getting me to your survey, I want to leave feedback on that last rep who hung up on me!”

“I can leave feedback about a rep but that survey is regarding my personal performance “

Jerk: “Oh well, I am leaving a survey feedback based on that last rep and if you sit by that rep you can thank her for a shitty survey!”

Thanks.