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Dirty Indians

This woman called me. I’ll called her Racist Bitch or RB for short

Keep in mind I am billing NOT tech support

Me: hi! I am Spacebound with (company) in order to better serve you May I have your member ID

Cue pulling up member, verifying, etc

Me: how can I help you today ma’am

RB: I need to pay my premium but I can’t access the website, it says it’s down can you get it up so I can pay my bill

Me: well I have no access to the website, but I can help you pay online

RB: MA’AM DONT INTERRUPT ME! FIX THE WEBSITE. I DONT GUVE MY INFORMATION TO DIRTY THIRD WORLD INDIANS OVERSEAS I WANT TO PAY IT NOW!

Me: ma’am I am from Michigan, not India. I can’t fix the website but we can do it over the phone

RB: DIDNT YOU HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME! JESUS ALL YOU IDIOTS ARE SO STUPID! FIX YOUR WEBSITE

RB: hangs up

Me: uhhh… (stunned silence) okay?

Another story

Man calls calmly, thought this would be a good caller. His name is Crazy Ass, CA for short

Me: how can I help you sir?

CA: yes what’s my premium for 2018

Me: I can definitely check that for you one moment….. it looks like $128 sir

CA: (instant demonic screaming) NO THATS TWO DOLLARS MORE THAT THE LAST PERSON TOLD ME. YOU NEED TO GET THIS COMPANY IN ORDER BECAUSE IT ISNT! FIX IT NOOOOOOW (heavy breathing)

Me: (internally—-wtf just happened) I can check on that, but I can’t help you if you are screaming at me. Just a moment

CA: more heavy breathing

Me: …?

CA: hangs up

Me: …? Wha…?

Guys I’m new. Been doing this for just 3 weeks… help. Me.

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