I worked in a call center a couple of years ago… And one morning, this happened.
Me: reading script and bio data as system calls, panicking
Me: Hello! May I please speak with Vah… Vah.. Ummmm… Er… Ummmm…
Her: Ma’am, my name is pronounced “Va-geeeeeena.” If you don’t already know that, you don’t need to be calling me.
Me: Thank you Mrs. Richardson-Berry… I’ll remove you from our call list.
Coworker: Ooooooh… Did you get the “Vagina R. Berry” call? We’ve been skipping it in the queue all morning!
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