I called cardiology offices to serve samples of a certain medication on behalf of a Satanic Pharma organization. It was fucking boring – so after calls I’d throw in some comments from American Psycho:
“Doctor ______ was out returning video tapes” “NP sent back an unaccepted sample, it even has a watermark” “Doctor ______ is simply not there” “…feed me a stray cat…”
Etc. Good fun for post-call work.