I work for that three lettered roadside assistance company and I take calls at night. This was my last call of the night.
Me:What is the year make and model of your vehicle
Caller: oh its a 2004 Chevy Van
Me: like an ASTRO Van or a Chevy Express?
Caller: No! It’s a work Van. Like the vans pedophiles use, except mine is Red.
Me; dumbstruck. Flabbergasted. Sucking in a breath. Okay… so a Chevy express Van. 1500?
Please don’t compare yourself to a pedophile on my line. Didn’t know we needed to say that but ya know.