it’s a short one and I am disgusted

I work for that three lettered roadside assistance company and I take calls at night. This was my last call of the night.

Me:What is the year make and model of your vehicle

Caller: oh its a 2004 Chevy Van

Me: like an ASTRO Van or a Chevy Express?

Caller: No! It’s a work Van. Like the vans pedophiles use, except mine is Red.

Me; dumbstruck. Flabbergasted. Sucking in a breath. Okay… so a Chevy express Van. 1500?

Please don’t compare yourself to a pedophile on my line. Didn’t know we needed to say that but ya know.

What do you think?

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Sir, it’s a bus not a hearse.

A customer hear me while I was speaking about the dinner with my wife.