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Good name…bad person?

My real name is one that often can be gender-neutral, so keep that in mind as I tell the story.

Me: “Thank you for calling (blank) this is usedolds, how may I assist you?”

Caller: “usedolds?”

Me: “Yes, sir. How may I help you today?”

Caller: “Your name is usedolds?”

Me: “…yes.”

Caller: “My ex wife’s name was usedolds.”

Me: “Indeed.”

Caller: “She was a C*NT! She treated me like shit, usedolds! Like SHIT!”

Me: “…totally understand. So did you need…anything?”

Caller: *sighs loudly* “Fine…”

Call proceeds normally from there.

Therapy, dude. It’s called therapy. Look into it.

What do you think?

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