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I hope I can do this call justice, it’s one of the funniest I’ve had.
Client calls in, somehow he has conferences in another call to our same company.
95 year old clearly senile man.
Before I can answer (confused as our hold
Music is on as well) he screams HELLO!
The other associate answer and I tell her it’s okay, I have the call.
“YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I LEFT MY HEARING AIDS AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE”
The other associate hangs up and I ask how I can help.
“I CANT HEAR YOU LET ME TRY MY OTHER EAR!”
He then placed the phone in his opposite ear and says “IS THIS ANY BETTER?!”
I say yes, how can I help
“THATS NOT BETTER LET ME TRY MY OTHER EAR…… IS THIS ANY BETTER?!”
Yes sir how can I help?
He then moves the phone between opposing ears three more times, each time me asking how I can help, until he yells WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU CANT HELP ME I GUESS ILL BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE. GOOD BYE!” And hangs up.
I work with a lot of senile clients but this one takes the cake, mostly because without being able to hear me I didn’t have to go down any rabbit holes. Pure entertainment.
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