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Murdering the foodstuffs

I used to work in corporate customer service for a fast- food chain. I’ve been waiting to post a few stories until after I left. We handled most things by email, but this one email I received from a guest was too crazy not to share. I edited into bullet points and cut out identifying info. Oh, and the email was in all caps too.

Guest: the people at [location] are practicing voodoo! They’re practicing voodoo.

Guest: they’re practicing voodoo and murdering the foodstuffs!

Guest: Everyone who works there who is [censored] should be fired!

Guest: I’m GOING TO SUE

Guest: you’re murdering the foodstuffs!

Needless to say, we didn’t reply lol. Easily the most bizarre email to date.

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