Here I come again, gentle readers, from the reservations office that also handles resort activities!
Today, it’s a silly one for a change. Dialogue edited for clarity, etc.
I’ll be Me, she will be Funny Lady (FL).
(Ring ring)
Me: Good morning, (my office), this is MazdaValiant, how may I assist you?
FL: Hello! I’m looking to buy a season pass for my son, who’s in the military.
Me: (consults supervisor about a military discount) Okay, active duty military who live or are stationed in (my state) can get a complimentary season pass in person at the window. The only discounted items are day tickets.
FL: (Realizes that she read our website incorrectly) Oh, okay! (Laughter)
Me: Anything else I can assist you with today?
FL: A brain!
Me: (Bursts out laughing) That is unfortunately beyond my capabilities!
FL: (Still laughing) Okay, honey, thanks for all your help today! Have a good rest of your day!
Me: You do the same! Bye now! (Click)
She really made my day.
