This literally just happened.
Me, years of customer service: Thank you for calling [company], my name is thefinalgoat, may I ask who I’m speaking to?
Me: Can you repeat that? I didn’t quite catch that.
Customer: Alice Beauregard* (fake name, obviously).
Me: And how are you doing today, Alice?
Alice: Is this a real person? Or one of them robot things.
Me: [takes a few moments to not snap at her] Yes, I am a real person.
Alice: Well you don’t sound very real!
And then she hung up on me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯