You know who really makes my day? The legitimately crazy ones.


Not the high maintenance “This idiot is crazy” people but the full on “Oh, this dude’s *crazy*,” people.

I had a lady today tells me she didn’t get her ATM card because there’s a homeless man living in a tree outside her house and uses a fishing rod to steal things from her mailbox.

I mean, drugs or dementia, kind of sad either way but at least she’s not mad at me so that immediately makes it better than every other call I get during the day.


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Add that to the list of questions I never thought I’d have to ask.

I know how much money I have!!