This is His Wife

One of my absolute most giant irks is jealous ass wives and gfs answering their “man’s” phone. You ask for the husband and you can hear them cock their hip, and swivel their necks “Who is this?”

What I would like to say is ‘This is just a woman doing her job. A woman with a SO she doesn’t have to monitor. Who the fuck is this?’

But instead I smile through my teeth and state the company’s name and why I’m calling. They say “oh you’re from where? How’d you get this number” as if I’m his side bitch and I’m making up some elaborate story to cover my ass.

Who the fuck are y’all dating that their side pieces are that prepared? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😂

For example: I called someone named Fernando just now. A woman answered all snarky with the “Who is this?” I tell her who I am and that I’m looking for Fernando. She says “this is Fernando”

Bitch no it is fucking not but ok I’ll play your game. “Awesome Fernando I’m calling about your account. You need to make a payment”

“Oh I thought you said Betty. I don’t know Fernando”

Biiiiiiiitch. Ok.

Lord help these poor souls. And keep them tf off my phone.

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Man has been contacting since 2016 about 1-3 times per week.

That time I helped a customer figure out ‘what’s good?’