Him: Why did my rate go up?
Me: Because you had a speeding ticket.
Him: No I didn’t. I’ve never had a ticket or anything.
Me: Ok… I see you had a speeding ticket in October of last year.
Him: Oh that??? I was only going 11 over the limit! It doesn’t count if you’re only going 11 over the limit!
I wish this call didn’t continue on for another 20 minutes but it sure did. 😐