Short but it definitely packs a stupidity punch.
M-thank you for calling *******, my name is abblejacks how may I help you today?
C-i want to pay my bill but I don’t have the expiration for my card.
M-*seeing that there are 3 already saved on file,* okay, what are the last 4 of the card number?
M-unfortunately, that card is not on file and we do require the expiration to process a payment via card.