Has anyone ever realized how companies spend zero minutes training you on the site but want you to walk customers through it?

The worst part of it is that inspires these fuckers who are–younger–than I am to call in so that I can read the same damn screen theyre reading.

“Like hey, I’m some 20 year old kid who grew up with touch screens and online gaming since I was bedwetting but can you show me how to register an account on a desktop site?

“Oh its the register button in the center of the page? Cool”