Mr Spicy Seasoning
Names changed to protect the anonymity of all.
The place I work gets its share of strange calls, but this older fella who calls himself “The Emperor” calls in repeatedly to order things for other people.
All over the place.
Naturally we don’t process any orders for him, we just let him jabber, and thank him, and wish him a great day.
I wish all callers were as nice and friendly as “Mr Spicy Seasoning”