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Hellllloooooooooo???

I work at a mortgage call center, and I hear this phrase all the time, It’s mostly with customers of non American descent ( not trying to be racist) so I usually have a very hard time understanding accents and usually because of this my brain needs a second to process. However every time I get one of these calls they always talk super fast. To the point I don’t understand what they are saying. So I take maybe half a second to figure out what the hell I am hearing. And while my brain takes this half a second to process, the customer always goes HELLO?!?! and repeats themselves every single damn time. Today it just happened.

Me: thank you for calling my worst nightmare my name is I am an idiot for working here located in the ninth circle of hell how can I help you?!

Her: aksowhadpfbwpdjt automated system diapdprjekapshr q wodjebalsobe phone number?!?!,!

Me: surprised pikachu meme face confused as hell

Her: Hellloooooooo?!? sodpansbeoahdb automated system ahapan dpahdhan aoapwb phone number?!?!?!

Me: ok….? Do you have your number so I can loook up your acc?

Her: number that’s very important and she can use instead of phone number in automated system.

Me: k cool yeah it works you should get into the system to make a payment. I’ll get you jnto it again

Her: roanrnapajdjq ahwpaowisnrlqpn wpwodhelapsje. Ajelwiabs. What!?!?!

Me: confused

Her: HELLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!?!

Me: let me get you into the system?

Her: woqidbekapdhe. Gowosifnel. Halaoshemaapbe.

Me: yup okay. I’ll get you in.

Into the system she goes. I listen in and it says use your acc number, phone number or social. She uses her phone number. After it didn’t work the first four times. I laughed and disconnected from the call. 🙄

To make it worse? The whole time for some reason she was like moving the phone? Her voice would get super soft then like she was screaming?!?

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